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Liu Li was born and brought up in the North. After graduation from a college, he was assigned to work in the South. That day he came back after his home leave. He got into a taxi at the railway station. Detecting his passenger¡¯s accent, the driver thought it was his chance of fleecing the passenger. So he deliberately made detours. Thereupon Liu said, ¡°Sir, you must be new here.¡±

¡°Nonsense! I was born here.¡±

¡°You don¡¯t seem to be one of the natives,¡± said Liu, sounding incredulous. At least, you don¡¯t know the place well.¡±

¡°If so, how can I be a taxi driver?¡± the driver said with anger.

¡°If you know the place, why are you taking a circuitous route when there is a short-cut?¡± Liu retorted.

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Liuli, born and raised in the north, was assigned to the south after grduation from university. One day, returning from his home leave, he called a taxi at the train station. Finding his foreign accent , the driver decided to cheat him and began to make a detour.  Then Liuli said," Sir, are you a new coming?"
The driver replied," You are kidding me, I am native."
Liuli didn't believe yet, "You couldn't be, in my opinion. At least, you are ignorant here."
The driver said angrily, "How could I be a driver if I was ignorant?"
Liuli replied, "So why don't you take the direct path but a crook one?"
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Liuli is north native-born ,he was alloted to the south for work.This day he came back from home after his holiday.He got in a taxi near the railway station.The driver found his accent different ,so he drived around for more money.Then, Liuli said to him"Hi man,you came here recently?"
The driver said"Why?I was born here."
Liuli didn't believe him and said"It looks not right, at least you're not familiar with the roads here."
The driver got angry "How can I drive a taxi if I am not famiar with it?"
"If it's true,why do you drive along a long way instead of the short cut"asked Liuli
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Liu Li, north born and north bred, was assigned to the south to work after graduation. One day, he returned from his home leave. He took a cab at the train station. Noticing his nonlocal accent, the driver thought he could profiteer, so he drove round on purpose.  
" Excuse me, sir, you are new to here, aren't you?" asked Li.
" You are kidding me. I am a native resident." answered the driver.
But Liu Li did not believe this yet. " Well, it seems you are not. At least you are not familiar with here. "
" How can I drive a cab if I am unfamiliar with here?" responsed the driver angrily.
" If so," asked Liu Li in reply " why are you taking the long route, since there is a shorter one? "

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