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[交流] English Jokes

"Excuse me,but the seat you've taken is mine."

"Yours?Can you prove it?"

"Yes,I put a cup of ice cream on it."

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One day,Eve asked Adam,"Doyou really love me?"

Adam said helplessly,"Do I have any other choice?"



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a8372283

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小木虫(金币+0.5):恭喜抢沙发,给个红包
spring borther is a true man  
人性的泯灭,是一种悲哀; 当人性没有泯灭的你 看到社会上一部分人 正在向人性泯灭走得 越来越近而你却无能为力时, 那是一种更深的悲哀!
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小木虫(金币+0.2):抢了个小板凳,给个红包
again..
人性的泯灭,是一种悲哀; 当人性没有泯灭的你 看到社会上一部分人 正在向人性泯灭走得 越来越近而你却无能为力时, 那是一种更深的悲哀!
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a8372283

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it is very funny..
人性的泯灭,是一种悲哀; 当人性没有泯灭的你 看到社会上一部分人 正在向人性泯灭走得 越来越近而你却无能为力时, 那是一种更深的悲哀!
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团结互助。Scienceisawonderfulthingifonedoesnothavetoearnone'slivingatit.
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洛克李

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english joke is generally cold joke
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qqsvery

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you should say it by your own,not paste it from the website !


tianyaren8078(金币+1):Right, because you are the manipulated 2010-04-03 10:23
There is a common scientific joke goes : when you made   some new  discovery ,the manipulator said it is new but not True; then you did huge experiments to prove you are right ,they laughed at him ,it is true,but not important ;then you keep on doing your research ,meanwhile ,  lots of people follow your style to  certificate your discovery is considerable,gusset what ?the multiplier poked fun at all this labor :It is true and important but not new !

because you are the manipulated .
谎言和真实在河边洗澡,谎言先洗好,穿走了真实的衣服,真实却不肯穿谎言的衣服。后来人们眼里只有穿着真实衣服的谎言,却很难接受赤裸裸的真实。
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huzi233

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God bless your ddddddddddddd_ck.
求刷屏。。。求秒杀。。。
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yangjunzju

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it is too funny to laugh!
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jakewshuj

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The soul tutor of EMUCH

引用回帖:
Originally posted by qqsvery at 2010-03-29 20:15:37:
There is a common scientific joke goes : when you made   some new  discovery ,the manipulator said it is new but not True; then you did huge experiments to prove you are right ,they laughed at him  ...

Sometime it's difficult to know who is the manipulated man.
World is so absure that we can't see what is true.
Is he laughing?
It is not what you want in this world, but what you get; and you do get what you want if you know what you want and want the right things.
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