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"Excuse me,but the seat you've taken is mine."

"Yours?Can you prove it?"

"Yes,I put a cup of ice cream on it."

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One day,Eve asked Adam,"Doyou really love me?"

Adam said helplessly,"Do I have any other choice?"



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There is a common scientific joke goes : when you made   some new  discovery ,the manipulator said it is new but not True; then you did huge experiments to prove you are right ,they laughed at him ,it is true,but not important ;then you keep on doing your research ,meanwhile ,  lots of people follow your style to  certificate your discovery is considerable,gusset what ?the multiplier poked fun at all this labor :It is true and important but not new !

because you are the manipulated .
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spring borther is a true man  
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it is very funny..
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