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"Excuse me,but the seat you've taken is mine."

"Yours?Can you prove it?"

"Yes,I put a cup of ice cream on it."

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One day,Eve asked Adam,"Doyou really love me?"

Adam said helplessly,"Do I have any other choice?"



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spring borther is a true man  
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again..
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it is very funny..
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english joke is generally cold joke
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qqsvery

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you should say it by your own,not paste it from the website !

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tianyaren8078(½ð±Ò+1):Right, because you are the manipulated 2010-04-03 10:23
There is a common scientific joke goes : when you made   some new  discovery ,the manipulator said it is new but not True; then you did huge experiments to prove you are right ,they laughed at him ,it is true,but not important ;then you keep on doing your research ,meanwhile ,  lots of people follow your style to  certificate your discovery is considerable,gusset what ?the multiplier poked fun at all this labor :It is true and important but not new !

because you are the manipulated .
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it is too funny to laugh!
9Â¥2010-03-29 21:11:22
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The soul tutor of EMUCH

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Originally posted by qqsvery at 2010-03-29 20:15:37:
There is a common scientific joke goes : when you made   some new  discovery ,the manipulator said it is new but not True; then you did huge experiments to prove you are right ,they laughed at him  ...

Sometime it's difficult to know who is the manipulated man.
World is so absure that we can't see what is true.
Is he laughing?
It is not what you want in this world, but what you get; and you do get what you want if you know what you want and want the right things.
10Â¥2010-03-29 22:08:36
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