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tianyaren8078(½ð±Ò+1):Right, because you are the manipulated 2010-04-03 10:23
tianyaren8078(½ð±Ò+1):Right, because you are the manipulated 2010-04-03 10:23
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There is a common scientific joke goes : when you made some new discovery ,the manipulator said it is new but not True; then you did huge experiments to prove you are right ,they laughed at him ,it is true,but not important ;then you keep on doing your research ,meanwhile , lots of people follow your style to certificate your discovery is considerable,gusset what ?the multiplier poked fun at all this labor :It is true and important but not new ! because you are the manipulated . |

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