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【笑话一则,轻松一刻56】Do You Know My Work?




     
    One night a hotel caught fire,and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes.
  
   Two men stood outside and looked at the fire.

   "Before I came out," said one," I ran into some of the rooms and found a lot of money. People don't think of money when they're afraid. When anyone leaves paper money in a fire,the fire burn sit. So I took all the bills that I could find. No one will be poorer because I took them."

   "You don't know my work," said the other.

   "What is your work?"

   "I'm a policeman."

   "Oh!" cried the first man. He thought quickly and said, "And do you know my work?"
   
   "No," said the policeman.
  
   “I'm a writer. I'm always telling stories about things that never happened."


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It's funny ,这个人反应挺快的哦
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it should be "burn out",right ?
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