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[交流] Foreigner's joke #10

Dan, a 35 year old New York stock broker had made it so big on Wall Street that he was able to retire at a young age. 丹尼,三十五岁的股票经纪已经赚够了退休需要的钱
Using his wealth, he buys a small cottage in the Vermont mountains. 于是他用他的财富买了一所位于佛蒙特山上的小别墅
After 6 months of hardly any human contact, except for venturing into town for supplies, he hears a knock on his door. 平时除了下山买日用品以外,少有和人接触的他,今天终于听到了敲门
He opens the door to find this big, surly, bearded man standing in front of him. 打开门他看到一位满脸胡子的壮汉

"May I help you," Dan asks. 丹尼问: 您有事吗?

"The name's Jim, I live 'bout two miles down the road in my cabin," the man says. 那人回答:我叫詹姆,住在两英里外路边的小屋

"I'm having a party this coming Saturday and I thought I'd invite you seein' that you're new and all here." 我注意到你是新来的我打算这周六开个派对并邀请你参加

Dan accepts the invitation saying, "Great, I haven't been out in six months." 丹尼表示接受邀请并说:太好了,我已经闭关六个月了

Jim says "I gotta warn ya, there's gon' be a lot a drinkin at this party." 詹姆说:我要先此声明,到时候要喝许多酒啊

"Well, I've been to all the bars in New York and have held my ground with the best of them," Dan replies. 丹尼回答:我曾经去过纽约的酒吧而从不退缩

"A lot of fightin' goes on that these parties too," Jim says. 詹姆又说:派对上也会有很多打架的事情啊

Dan replies "well, it'll be nice to get out and I think I can hold my own." 丹尼回答:能出去走走应该不错,我想我能控制自己的

Jim offers, "there's also gon' be some wild love making." 詹姆又提到: 派对上还会有做些爱做的事情啊

"Well I have been alone for the last six months," Dan says with a laugh. 丹尼笑着回答:我已经独居六个月了

So the two exchange numbers and directions and just as Jim is walking away Dan says "What should I wear?" 然后两人就交换电话和地点,正当詹姆要走的时候丹尼问:我该穿什么装束?

Jim turns and replies, "Whatever you want, just gon' be us two." 詹姆回头说:随你便,反正派对就只有你和我
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4楼: Originally posted by jinshu0303 at 2012-09-15 17:20:34
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4楼: Originally posted by jinshu0303 at 2012-09-15 17:20:34
uncle,It's too long

Not that long as I added Chinese interpretation
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7楼: Originally posted by jinshu0303 at 2012-09-15 19:53:42
OK...

Unfortunately many foreigner's jokes are dirty jokes
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