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7Â¥: Originally posted by jinshu0303 at 2012-09-15 19:53:42
OK...

Unfortunately many foreigner's jokes are dirty jokes
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4Â¥: Originally posted by jinshu0303 at 2012-09-15 17:20:34
uncle,It's too long

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4Â¥: Originally posted by jinshu0303 at 2012-09-15 17:20:34
uncle,It's too long

Not that long as I added Chinese interpretation
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