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"May I help you," Dan asks. µ¤ÄáÎÊ: ÄúÓÐÊÂÂð£¿

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"I'm having a party this coming Saturday and I thought I'd invite you seein' that you're new and all here." ÎÒ×¢Òâµ½ÄãÊÇÐÂÀ´µÄÎÒ´òËãÕâÖÜÁù¿ª¸öÅɶԲ¢ÑûÇëÄã²Î¼Ó

Dan accepts the invitation saying, "Great, I haven't been out in six months." µ¤Äá±íʾ½ÓÊÜÑûÇ벢˵£ºÌ«ºÃÁË£¬ÎÒÒѾ­±Õ¹ØÁù¸öÔÂÁË

Jim says "I gotta warn ya, there's gon' be a lot a drinkin at this party." ղķ˵£ºÎÒÒªÏÈ´ËÉùÃ÷£¬µ½Ê±ºòÒªºÈÐí¶à¾Æ°¡

"Well, I've been to all the bars in New York and have held my ground with the best of them," Dan replies. µ¤Äá»Ø´ð£ºÎÒÔø¾­È¥¹ýŦԼµÄ¾Æ°É¶ø´Ó²»ÍËËõ

"A lot of fightin' goes on that these parties too," Jim says. ղķÓÖ˵£ºÅɶÔÉÏÒ²»áÓкܶà´ò¼ÜµÄÊÂÇé°¡

Dan replies "well, it'll be nice to get out and I think I can hold my own." µ¤Äá»Ø´ð£ºÄܳöÈ¥×ß×ßÓ¦¸Ã²»´í£¬ÎÒÏëÎÒÄÜ¿ØÖÆ×Ô¼ºµÄ

Jim offers, "there's also gon' be some wild love making." ղķÓÖÌáµ½£º ÅɶÔÉÏ»¹»áÓÐ×öЩ°®×öµÄÊÂÇé°¡

"Well I have been alone for the last six months," Dan says with a laugh. µ¤ÄáЦׯشð£ºÎÒÒѾ­¶À¾ÓÁù¸öÔÂÁË

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4Â¥: Originally posted by jinshu0303 at 2012-09-15 17:20:34
uncle,It's too long

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4Â¥: Originally posted by jinshu0303 at 2012-09-15 17:20:34
uncle,It's too long

Not that long as I added Chinese interpretation
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