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"May I help you," Dan asks. µ¤ÄáÎÊ: ÄúÓÐÊÂÂð£¿

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Jim says "I gotta warn ya, there's gon' be a lot a drinkin at this party." ղķ˵£ºÎÒÒªÏÈ´ËÉùÃ÷£¬µ½Ê±ºòÒªºÈÐí¶à¾Æ°¡

"Well, I've been to all the bars in New York and have held my ground with the best of them," Dan replies. µ¤Äá»Ø´ð£ºÎÒÔø¾­È¥¹ýŦԼµÄ¾Æ°É¶ø´Ó²»ÍËËõ

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4Â¥: Originally posted by jinshu0303 at 2012-09-15 17:20:34
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4Â¥: Originally posted by jinshu0303 at 2012-09-15 17:20:34
uncle,It's too long

Not that long as I added Chinese interpretation
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