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A panda went to a restaurant with a gun. It had a large meal without paying, fired at some one, and went away. When it was finally arrested and asked:" Why did you do this?" It replied as" I just followed the encyclopedia, I'm innocent!" And people get the book just to find the tip saying:" Panda, the animal that eats shoots and leaves."  Curiosity kills the cat. English kills the panda. |
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