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yixinling

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[交流] Ah, jokes remind me of a favorite one.

A panda went to a restaurant with a gun.
It had a large meal without paying, fired at some one, and went away.
When it was finally arrested and asked:" Why did you do this?" It replied as" I just followed the encyclopedia, I'm innocent!"
And people get the book just to find the tip saying:" Panda, the animal that eats shoots and leaves."  
Curiosity kills the cat.
English kills the panda.
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小木虫(沙发+1,金币+0.5):恭喜抢个沙发,再给个红包
2楼2011-04-19 16:09:40
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小木虫(金币+0.2):抢了个小板凳,给个红包
3楼2011-04-19 16:09:50
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牛哥哥

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English kills the panda.
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4楼2011-04-19 16:17:25
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dolphinfish

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一只想胖的骨头

hha
laf to death
我这人吧,看着挺平常的,其实可牛呢!------------------------------------------------------------果断退出小木虫!不回头!
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erlai

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witch_girl(金币+1): :D 2011-04-21 22:53:15
It's a so cold joke!
7楼2011-04-19 18:48:25
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xuediandongxi

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Bamboo shoots are the favarite food for panda. So it wants to give shoot to other animals, because it thinks all of animals like shoots. This time it give the real shoot rather than bamboo shoot. The person who got the present, shoot, from the panda was killed immediately. You would better find out whether the present someone wants to give you is a bamboo shoot or a shoot from a gun.
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人活着好没意思啊
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