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Ah, jokes remind me of a favorite one.
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A panda went to a restaurant with a gun. It had a large meal without paying, fired at some one, and went away. When it was finally arrested and asked:" Why did you do this?" It replied as" I just followed the encyclopedia, I'm innocent!" And people get the book just to find the tip saying:" Panda, the animal that eats shoots and leaves." ![]() Curiosity kills the cat. English kills the panda. |
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| Bamboo shoots are the favarite food for panda. So it wants to give shoot to other animals, because it thinks all of animals like shoots. This time it give the real shoot rather than bamboo shoot. The person who got the present, shoot, from the panda was killed immediately. You would better find out whether the present someone wants to give you is a bamboo shoot or a shoot from a gun. |
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