| 查看: 854 | 回复: 10 | |||
[交流]
【Share】Difficult Landing
|
|
The airline had a policy that required the first officer to stand at the door while the passengers exited, smile, and give them a - 'Thanks for flying XYZ airline' . An airline pilot on this particular flight hammered his plane into the runway really hard. In light of his bad landing, he had difficulty looking the passengers in the eye, all the time he thought that a passenger would have a smart comment. However, it seemed that all the passengers were too shell shocked to say anything. Finally, everyone had gotten off except for this little old lady walking with a cane. She said, 'Sonny, mind if I ask you a question?' Why no Ma'am', said the pilot, 'What is it', the little old lady said, 'Did we land or were we shot down?' |
回复此楼» 猜你喜欢
为什么中国大学工科教授们水了那么多所谓的顶会顶刊，但还是做不出宇树机器人？
已经有12人回复
-
什么是人一生最重要的？
已经有8人回复
-
版面费该交吗
已经有17人回复
-
体制内长辈说体制内绝大部分一辈子在底层，如同你们一样大部分普通教师忙且收入低
已经有19人回复
-
【博士招生】太原理工大学2026化工博士
已经有8人回复
-
280求调剂
已经有4人回复
-
面上可以超过30页吧？
已经有12人回复
-
网上报道青年教师午睡中猝死、熬夜猝死的越来越多，主要哪些原因引起的？
已经有9人回复
fangye0413
荣誉版主 (文坛精英)
快乐家族之水
- ESEPI: 19
- 应助: 0 (幼儿园)
- 贵宾: 2.05
- 金币: 13450.6
- 散金: 11919
- 红花: 94
- 沙发: 137
- 帖子: 27945
- 在线: 1588.4小时
- 虫号: 820756
- 注册: 2009-08-03
- 专业: 环境工程
- 管辖: English Cafe
2楼2010-07-24 11:06:12
xia_chong
金虫 (文坛精英)
- ESEPI: 43
- 应助: 0 (幼儿园)
- 贵宾: 1.591
- 金币: 10270.8
- 散金: 2377
- 红花: 34
- 沙发: 160
- 帖子: 12455
- 在线: 1941.8小时
- 虫号: 804303
- 注册: 2009-07-06
- 性别: GG
- 专业: 粒子物理学和场论
- 管辖: English Cafe
I can't understand it really! Could anyone help me? 
3楼2010-07-24 11:19:18
daling8296
荣誉版主 (文坛精英)
  |
4楼2010-07-24 11:20:10
jyx55
木虫 (小有名气)
- 应助: 0 (幼儿园)
- 金币: 1960
- 散金: 6
- 帖子: 224
- 在线: 57.9小时
- 虫号: 1057219
- 注册: 2010-07-14
- 性别: MM
- 专业: 临床药理
It seems that the old lady has experenced so many things that she can keep calm on anything. 5楼2010-07-24 12:26:15
xia_chong
金虫 (文坛精英)
- ESEPI: 43
- 应助: 0 (幼儿园)
- 贵宾: 1.591
- 金币: 10270.8
- 散金: 2377
- 红花: 34
- 沙发: 160
- 帖子: 12455
- 在线: 1941.8小时
- 虫号: 804303
- 注册: 2009-07-06
- 性别: GG
- 专业: 粒子物理学和场论
- 管辖: English Cafe
6楼2010-07-24 12:50:48
jyx55
木虫 (小有名气)
- 应助: 0 (幼儿园)
- 金币: 1960
- 散金: 6
- 帖子: 224
- 在线: 57.9小时
- 虫号: 1057219
- 注册: 2010-07-14
- 性别: MM
- 专业: 临床药理
7楼2010-07-24 14:38:32
8楼2010-07-24 18:35:57
9楼2010-07-24 18:40:20
robiwang
木虫 (著名写手)
飘在天边的那朵云
- ESEPI: 3
- 应助: 2 (幼儿园)
- 贵宾: 0.153
- 金币: 1598.7
- 散金: 71
- 红花: 90
- 帖子: 1819
- 在线: 958.2小时
- 虫号: 937124
- 注册: 2010-01-05
- 性别: GG
- 专业: 固体力学
★ ★
xia_chong(金币+2):Thank you ! Good evening! 2010-07-24 19:30:21
xia_chong(金币+2):Thank you ! Good evening! 2010-07-24 19:30:21
|
The only "smart" comment came from the little old lady who felt the plane was shot down rather than landed itself. Only make the pilot more embarrassing. NOT that funny. I think it is not a good joke because the first paragraph makes no sense to the topic that seldom happens in good funny jokes. |
10楼2010-07-24 19:11:46