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The airline had a policy that required the first officer to stand at the door while the passengers exited, smile, and give them a - 'Thanks for flying XYZ airline' .

An airline pilot on this particular flight hammered his plane into the runway really hard.  In light of his bad landing, he had difficulty looking the passengers in the eye, all the time he thought that a passenger would have a smart comment.  However, it seemed that all the passengers were too shell shocked to say anything.

Finally, everyone had gotten off except for this little old lady walking with a cane.  She said, 'Sonny, mind if I ask you a question?' Why no Ma'am', said the pilot, 'What is it', the little old lady said, 'Did we land or were we shot down?'
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I can't understand it really! Could anyone help me?
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Originally posted by xia_chong at 2010-07-24 11:19:18:
I can't understand it really! Could anyone help me?

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It seems that the old lady has experenced so many things that she can keep calm on anything.
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Originally posted by jyx55 at 2010-07-24 12:26:15:
It seems that the old lady has experenced so many things that she can keep calm on anything.

Can you understand this joke? I can't. Would you please explain to me where it  is funny?
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xia_chong(金币+1):OK! I see. Thank you very much! I didn't know the meaing of "shot down". 2010-07-24 14:41:25
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Originally posted by xia_chong at 2010-07-24 12:50:48:



Can you understand this joke? I can't. Would you please explain to me where it  is funny?

The old lady's words are funny.Because the landing was very bad,so she asked"Did we land or were we shot down"(飞机是降落了还是被击落了）to sacrifice the pilot.
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you do not make funny story about the lawyers any more?

Begin your topic on the "air"?

That's funny!!
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Originally posted by yuaneyuping at 2010-07-24 18:35:57:


you do not make funny story about the lawyers any more?

Begin your topic on the "air"?

That's funny!!

Yeah, which do you prefer, lawyers or pilots?
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xia_chong(金币+2):Thank you ! Good evening! 2010-07-24 19:30:21
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Originally posted by xia_chong at 2010-07-24 12:50:48:



Can you understand this joke? I can't. Would you please explain to me where it  is funny?

The only "smart" comment came from the little old lady who felt the plane was shot down rather than landed itself. Only make the pilot more embarrassing.

NOT that funny.

I think it is not a good joke because the first paragraph makes no sense to the topic that seldom happens in good funny jokes.
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