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The airline had a policy that required the first officer to stand at the door while the passengers exited, smile, and give them a - 'Thanks for flying XYZ airline' .

An airline pilot on this particular flight hammered his plane into the runway really hard.  In light of his bad landing, he had difficulty looking the passengers in the eye, all the time he thought that a passenger would have a smart comment.  However, it seemed that all the passengers were too shell shocked to say anything.

Finally, everyone had gotten off except for this little old lady walking with a cane.  She said, 'Sonny, mind if I ask you a question?' Why no Ma'am', said the pilot, 'What is it', the little old lady said, 'Did we land or were we shot down?'
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I can't understand it really! Could anyone help me?
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Originally posted by xia_chong at 2010-07-24 11:19:18:
I can't understand it really! Could anyone help me?

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It seems that the old lady has experenced so many things that she can keep calm on anything.
5Â¥2010-07-24 12:26:15
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Originally posted by jyx55 at 2010-07-24 12:26:15:
It seems that the old lady has experenced so many things that she can keep calm on anything.

Can you understand this joke? I can't. Would you please explain to me where it  is funny?
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6Â¥2010-07-24 12:50:48
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