| 查看: 239 | 回复: 0 | |||
| 当前主题已经存档。 | |||
allanneo至尊木虫 (著名写手)
|
[交流]
一篇可以让你的英语飞跃的文章
|
||
|
Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "****". It is the one magical word, which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate. In language, "****" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John ****ed Mary) and intransitive (Mary was ****ed by John). It can be an action verb (John really gives a ****), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a ****), an adverb (Mary is ****ing interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific ****). It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is ****ing beautiful) or an interjection (Fuck! I'm late for my date with Mary). It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, **** she's also stupid). As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word "****". Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations: 1. Greetings "How the **** are ya?" 2. Fraud "I got ****ed by the car dealer." 3. Resignation "Oh, **** it!" 4. Trouble "I guess I'm ****ed now." 5. Aggression "FUCK YOU!" 6. Disgust "Fuck me." 7. Confusion "What the ****.......?" 8. Difficulty "I don't understand this ****ing business!" 9. Despair "Fucked again..." 10. Pleasure "I ****ing couldn't be happier." 11. Displeasure "What the **** is going on here?" 12. Lost "Where the **** are we." 13. Disbelief "UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE!" 14. Retaliation "Up your ****ing ass!" 15. Denial "I didn't ****ing do it." 16. Perplexity "I know **** all about it." 17. Apathy "Who really gives a ****, anyhow?" 18. Greetings "How the **** are ya?" 19. Suspicion "Who the **** are you?" 20. Panic "Let's get the **** out of here." 21. Directions "Fuck off." 22. Disbelief "How the **** did you do that?" It can be used in an anatomical description- "He's a ****ing asshole." It can be used to tell time- "It's five ****ing thirty." It can be used in business- "How did I wind up with this ****ing job?" It can be maternal- "Mother****er." It can be political- "Fuck Mike Harris!" Uses of the word "****" If you are offended by the use of bad language **** off now! Don't read all of this page and then say it annoys you. FUCK is an international word. It doesn’t matter where you are in the world, everyone knows exactly what you mean when you say "Fuck OFF". It's the atmosphere it creates, that's why you never read "Fuck off he hinted". In language, "****" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John ****ed Jane) and intransitive (Jane was ****ed by John). It can be an active verb (John really gives a ****) or a passive verb (Jane doesn't give a ****). Or an adverb (Jane is ****ing interested in John) and a noun (Jane is a terrific ****). It can be used as an adjective (Jane is ****ing beautiful). As you can see there are few words with the versatility of "****". Besides its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations: Greetings Fraud Dismay Trouble Aggression Disgust Confusion Difficulty Despair Incompetence Displeasure Lost Disbelief Retaliation Pain Pleasure Love Starting a relationship Surprise Hate Disappointment Lost A poker hand Denial Perplexity Apathy Resignation Suspicion Panic Directions Maternal Incestuous Ambiguity "How the **** are you?" "I was ****ed by the McDonalds Drive Through." "Oh, **** it." "Well, I guess I'm ****ed again." "Fuck you!!!" "Fuck me!!!" "What the ****....?" "I don't understand this ****ing thing." "Fucked again." "He ****s up everything." "What the **** is going on." "Where the **** are we?" "Unbe****inglievable!!!" "Up your ****ing ass!!!" "Fuck ! that hurt." "Oooooooh Fuuuuuuck" "Do ya Fuck on first dates ?" "Let's **** now!. "Fucking hell what was that?" "You Fuck" "That’s not Fucking fair" "Where the **** are we ?" "A royal ****" "I didn't ****ing do it" "I know **** all about it" "Who gives a ****" "Oh **** it" "Who the **** are you" "Lets get the **** out of here" "Fuck off" "Mother****er" "Mother****er" "I'm not so ****ing sure" And, never forget the words of these famous people General Custer Mayor of Hiroshima Captain of the Titanic Michelangelo Einstein Sean Penn John Lennon Donald Campbell Anne Boleyn Richard Nixon Niki Lauda Mark Thatcher Picasso Christopher Columbus Michael Jackson Pythagarus Walt Disney Joan of Arc Miss Marples Noah Where did all them ****ing Indians come from?" What the **** was that?" Where's all the ****ing water coming from? You want me to paint what on the ****ing ceiling ? Any ****er could understand that Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Is that a real ****ing gun The ****ing throttle is stuck Heads are going to ****ing roll Who's going to ****ing know ? I thought I could ****ing smell petrol What ****ing map It does ****ing look like her Where the **** are we ? It's a ****ing skin condition How the **** did you work that one out ? Fuck a duck I don't suppose it will ****ing rain I haven't got a ****ing clue Scattered showers, my ****ing arse The mind boggles at the many creative uses of the word. How can anyone be offended when you say, "FUCK". Use it frequently in your daily speech, you will be proud and it will add to your ****ing prestige and stature. Why not say "FUCK YOU!" to someone today. |
回复此楼» 猜你喜欢
申请26博士
已经有5人回复
-
职称评审没过，求安慰
已经有22人回复
-
垃圾破二本职称评审标准
已经有15人回复
-
投稿Elsevier的Neoplasia杂志，到最后选publishing options时页面空白，不能完成投稿
已经有20人回复
-
EST投稿状态问题
已经有7人回复
-
毕业后当辅导员了，天天各种学生超烦
已经有4人回复
-
聘U V热熔胶研究人员
已经有10人回复
-
求助文献
已经有3人回复
-
投稿返修后收到这样的回复，还有希望吗
已经有8人回复
-
三无产品还有机会吗
已经有6人回复