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Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "****". It is the one magical word, which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate. In language, "****" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John ****ed Mary) and intransitive (Mary was ****ed by John). It can be an action verb (John really gives a ****), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a ****), an adverb (Mary is ****ing interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific ****). It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is ****ing beautiful) or an interjection (Fuck! I'm late for my date with Mary). It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, **** she's also stupid). As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word "****". Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:




1. Greetings


"How the **** are ya?"


2. Fraud


"I got ****ed by the car dealer."


3. Resignation


"Oh, **** it!"


4. Trouble


"I guess I'm ****ed now."


5. Aggression


"FUCK YOU!"


6. Disgust


"Fuck me."


7. Confusion


"What the ****.......?"


8. Difficulty


"I don't understand this ****ing business!"


9. Despair


"Fucked again..."


10. Pleasure


"I ****ing couldn't be happier."


11. Displeasure


"What the **** is going on here?"


12. Lost


"Where the **** are we."


13. Disbelief


"UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE!"


14. Retaliation


"Up your ****ing ass!"


15. Denial


"I didn't ****ing do it."


16. Perplexity


"I know **** all about it."


17. Apathy


"Who really gives a ****, anyhow?"


18. Greetings


"How the **** are ya?"


19. Suspicion


"Who the **** are you?"


20. Panic


"Let's get the **** out of here."


21. Directions


"Fuck off."


22. Disbelief


"How the **** did you do that?"




It can be used in an anatomical description- "He's a ****ing asshole."
It can be used to tell time- "It's five ****ing thirty."
It can be used in business- "How did I wind up with this ****ing job?"
It can be maternal- "Mother****er."
It can be political- "Fuck Mike Harris!"




Uses of the word "****"



If you are offended by the use of bad language **** off now! Don't read all of this page and then say it annoys you.



FUCK is an international word. It doesn’t matter where you are in the world, everyone knows exactly what you mean when you say "Fuck OFF".





It's the atmosphere it creates, that's why you never read "Fuck off he hinted".





In language, "****" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John ****ed Jane) and intransitive (Jane was ****ed by John). It can be an active verb (John really gives a ****) or a passive verb (Jane doesn't give a ****). Or an adverb (Jane is ****ing interested in John) and a noun (Jane is a terrific ****). It can be used as an adjective (Jane is ****ing beautiful).





As you can see there are few words with the versatility of "****". Besides its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:




Greetings
Fraud
Dismay
Trouble
Aggression
Disgust
Confusion
Difficulty
Despair
Incompetence
Displeasure
Lost
Disbelief
Retaliation
Pain
Pleasure
Love
Starting a relationship
Surprise
Hate
Disappointment
Lost
A poker hand
Denial
Perplexity
Apathy
Resignation
Suspicion
Panic
Directions
Maternal
Incestuous
Ambiguity


"How the **** are you?"
"I was ****ed by the McDonalds Drive Through."
"Oh, **** it."
"Well, I guess I'm ****ed again."
"Fuck you!!!"
"Fuck me!!!"
"What the ****....?"
"I don't understand this ****ing thing."
"Fucked again."
"He ****s up everything."
"What the **** is going on."
"Where the **** are we?"
"Unbe****inglievable!!!"
"Up your ****ing ass!!!"
"Fuck ! that hurt."
"Oooooooh Fuuuuuuck"
"Do ya Fuck on first dates ?"
"Let's **** now!.
"Fucking hell what was that?"
"You Fuck"
"That’s not Fucking fair"
"Where the **** are we ?"
"A royal ****"
"I didn't ****ing do it"
"I know **** all about it"
"Who gives a ****"
"Oh **** it"
"Who the **** are you"
"Lets get the **** out of here"
"Fuck off"
"Mother****er"
"Mother****er"
"I'm not so ****ing sure"









And, never forget the words of these famous people




General Custer
Mayor of Hiroshima
Captain of the Titanic
Michelangelo
Einstein
Sean Penn
John Lennon
Donald Campbell
Anne Boleyn
Richard Nixon
Niki Lauda
Mark Thatcher
Picasso
Christopher Columbus
Michael Jackson
Pythagarus
Walt Disney
Joan of Arc
Miss Marples
Noah


Where did all them ****ing Indians come from?"
What the **** was that?"
Where's all the ****ing water coming from?
You want me to paint what on the ****ing ceiling ?
Any ****er could understand that
Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck
Is that a real ****ing gun
The ****ing throttle is stuck
Heads are going to ****ing roll
Who's going to ****ing know ?
I thought I could ****ing smell petrol
What ****ing map
It does ****ing look like her
Where the **** are we ?
It's a ****ing skin condition
How the **** did you work that one out ?
Fuck a duck
I don't suppose it will ****ing rain
I haven't got a ****ing clue
Scattered showers, my ****ing arse






The mind boggles at the many creative uses of the word.
How can anyone be offended when you say, "FUCK".
Use it frequently in your daily speech, you will be proud
and it will add to your ****ing prestige and stature.





Why not say "FUCK YOU!" to someone today.
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