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1.Exchange the Tortoise for the Wolf Teacher: Some students are becoming arrogant .Do you remember the story about race between the hare and the tortoise? Now, Xiaoming, will you please tell us why the hare was defeated by the tortoise? Xiaoming: Because the hare fell asleep. Teacher: Absolutely right! What should we do so that the hare won't fall asleep? Xiaoming: Exchange the tortoise for the wolf. 2.Fresh Richer A fresh richer is purchasing coffin in the store for the death.A person asks him:“Which one is better?”He says:“Of course the zinc1)-filled is more durable2),but the wooden is helpful to the health.” |
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