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1.Exchange the Tortoise for the Wolf

Teacher: Some students are becoming arrogant .Do you remember the story about race between the hare and the tortoise? Now, Xiaoming, will you please tell us why the hare was defeated by the tortoise?

Xiaoming: Because the hare fell asleep.

Teacher: Absolutely right! What should we do so that the hare won't fall asleep?

Xiaoming: Exchange the tortoise for the wolf.

2.Fresh Richer

A fresh richer is purchasing coffin in the store for the death.A person asks him:“Which one is better?”He says:“Of course the zinc1)-filled is more durable2),but the wooden is helpful to the health.”
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小木虫: 沙发+1,金币+0.5, 恭喜抢个沙发,再给个红包
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小木虫: 金币+0.2, 抢了个小板凳,给个红包
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中国逗比股份有限公司逗比科

penta-kill????
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如是青松未出栏,雏枝焉可惧霜寒。今朝只消低头看,他日参天仰面难。
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penta-kill????
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