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[交流] 【笑话一则,轻松一刻5】Sir,please,it wasn't me 已有19人参与

【笑话一则,轻松一刻5】Sir,please,it wasn't me




     
    The Sunday-school teacher examined his new class.

    “Who made the world?”he demanded. Nobody seemed to know.He repeated the question somewhat sternly.

    As the silence persisted,he frowned and spoke with increased severity:“Children,I must know who made the world!”

    Then,at last,a small boy piped up in much agitation:“Oh,sir,please,sir,it wasn’t me!”


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17楼: Originally posted by 求知者001 at 2013-05-24 20:23:35
Well,i haven't heard of that,so i can't write  it down here.
But can you share it with us later?...

You only need change the "make world" into " burn the Yuanmingyuan Park", and keep all other things as before.
Because to burn the park is a trouble case, so people are easy to think that the boy usually makes troubles. Then it is a real joke.
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this small boy was frightened by his teacher
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2楼: Originally posted by sallyfly8807 at 2013-05-24 12:09:35
this small boy was frightened by his teacher

Yeah,and i think he often make trouble~
人生最曼妙的风景,是内心的淡定与从容。
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6楼: Originally posted by 志子 at 2013-05-24 12:54:53
如花,不是哥看不起你,哥连看你的欲望都没有

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9楼: Originally posted by 求知者001 at 2013-05-24 14:06:15
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不要回头,哥迷恋的只是你的背影
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