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    The Sunday-school teacher examined his new class.

    ¡°Who made the world?¡±he demanded. Nobody seemed to know.He repeated the question somewhat sternly.

    As the silence persisted,he frowned and spoke with increased severity:¡°Children,I must know who made the world!¡±

    Then,at last,a small boy piped up in much agitation:¡°Oh,sir,please,sir,it wasn¡¯t me!¡±


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17Â¥: Originally posted by ÇóÖªÕß001 at 2013-05-24 20:23:35
Well,i haven't heard of that,so i can't write  it down here.
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You only need change the "make world" into " burn the Yuanmingyuan Park", and keep all other things as before.
Because to burn the park is a trouble case, so people are easy to think that the boy usually makes troubles. Then it is a real joke.
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2Â¥: Originally posted by sallyfly8807 at 2013-05-24 12:09:35
this small boy was frightened by his teacher

Yeah,and i think he often make trouble~
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