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【笑话一则，轻松一刻5】Sir,please,it wasn't me

The Sunday-school teacher examined his new class.

“Who made the world?”he demanded. Nobody seemed to know.He repeated the question somewhat sternly.

As the silence persisted,he frowned and spoke with increased severity:“Children,I must know who made the world!”

Then,at last,a small boy piped up in much agitation:“Oh,sir,please,sir,it wasn’t me!”

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17楼: Originally posted by 求知者001 at 2013-05-24 20:23:35
Well,i haven't heard of that,so i can't write it down here.
But can you share it with us later？...

You only need change the "make world" into " burn the Yuanmingyuan Park", and keep all other things as before.
Because to burn the park is a trouble case, so people are easy to think that the boy usually makes troubles. Then it is a real joke.