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rchiuctw

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[交流] If you can cook, can you kill ?

It was many years from now, after the marriage, we received a lot of gifts, but one of them is very special, it is a bird called Tun, and that is the very first time I saw such thing in my life. I cannot distinguish if it looks more like a goose or a big duck.
My parents in law told us that bird is farmed from their hometown and the bird is good for health and urged us to cook it.
As my wife is still a greenbird in kitchen work, the responsibility is on me naturally, the bird is so big and smell so sting I hate to appoarch it but the order from my wife must be obeyed. So after a long thinking I walked into the kitchen.
It is not easy as the bird head is always swinging side to side and it seems realizing the danger of being killed and tried to escape from my hand, finally I get hold the neck, put it against the chopping block and cut off the head before it bite my fingers. Very quickly I threw the head into the bin but had to collect it back because my wife told me that is part of the meal and must not been abandoned.
But the actual terrible thing is, I was so scared at the beginning and just want to finish my work and walked out of the kitchen, so right after I chopped off the Tun's head, and the 10kg body fell to ground I thought it was done. But I was wrong. after around 30 minutes I returned to the kitchen and prepare to carry on and to my surprise, the Tun without head is still walking around. I cannot held such big shock and I cried out real loud. My wife laughed at me for coward!!! chicken-hearted, whatever words she knew to express her teasing on me.
And of course, blood everywhere in the kitchen that cost me another half an hour to clean up.
Well, experience is important, and from that onward, I am not fear to kill, but only when it is needed, and from order of my wife.
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winter_north: 金币+2, I do not know what Tun is. 2012-10-19 01:03:14
I had TUN for the first time in Anhui province this Mid-autumn Day. It was really large and delicious. I've not seen a live Tun yet. For me I cannot cook, not to say kill. My BF is even scared of insect. That's nothing.  

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winter_north: 金币+2, Yes, let the blood out. 2012-10-19 01:01:19
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winter_north: 金币+2, He has to obey his wife! That's the reason! :) 2012-10-19 01:02:04
I havent do this now, for ever I think!
Hehe, I have no enough courage I think!
But if I want to eat it I will buy a cooked or someone have killed it!

Uncle, you are really a good man!
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rchiuctw

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5楼: Originally posted by Mary0505 at 2012-10-18 17:17:24
I havent do this now, for ever I think!
Hehe, I have no enough courage I think!
But if I want to eat it I will buy a cooked or someone have killed it!

Uncle, you are really a good man!

I guess you are saying I am a brave man, but I was only forced to be brave, not natual born,
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