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My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. ÕâÌË·É»úÉÏÓиöÃ÷ÏÔÊÇÄлùµÄ·þÎñÔ±£¬µ«Ëû·þÊÌÎÒÃDzÍÒûʲôµÄ¶¼·Ç³£µ½Î»

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super." µ±·É»ú¿ìÒª½µÂäʱ£¬ËûŤ°¡Å¤µÄͨ¹ý×ßµÀ²¢¸æËß´ó¼Ò: »ú³¤ÈÃÎÒÐû²¼Ëû¿ìÒª°ÑÕâ´ó¿éÍ·½µÂäµØÃæ£¬Ç×ÃÇ£¬Èç¹ûÄãÃǰÑ×ùÎ»Ç°ÃæµÄÖ§¼ÜÊÕ»ØÈ¥ÎÒ¾Í˵ÄãÊÇ×î°ôµÄ

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. µ±Ëû»Ø×ª¹ýÀ´µÄʱºò£¬Ëû¿´µ½Ò»Î»»ªÀö´©×ŵİ¢À­²®Å®ÀÉûÓж¯¾²

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She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one." ËýÀä¾²µÄת¹ýÍ·À´Ëµ£¬ÔÚÎÒ¹ú£¬ÈËÃǶ¼½ÐÎÒ¹«Ö÷£¬ÎÒ´Ó²»Ìý±ðÈËÖ¸»Ó

To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen so I outrank you. So put the tray-up, Bitch" ÄÇ·þÎñÔ±Ò»×ÖÒ»×ֵĻØÓ¦£ºÌðÐÄ£¬ÔÚÎÒ¹ú£¬ÈËÃǶ¼½ÐÎһʺóËùÒÔÎÒ¸ßÄãÒ»¼¶£¬ÏÖÔÚÁ¢Âí°ÑÖ§¼ÜÊÕÆð£¬ÄãÕâÈý°Ë
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