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rchiuctw

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[交流] Foreigner's joke #16

The Gay Flight Attendant 男基机舱服务员

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. 这趟飞机上有个明显是男基的服务员,但他服侍我们餐饮什么的都非常到位

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super." 当飞机快要降落时,他扭啊扭的通过走道并告诉大家: 机长让我宣布他快要把这大块头降落地面,亲们,如果你们把座位前面的支架收回去我就说你是最棒的

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. 当他回转过来的时候,他看到一位华丽穿着的阿拉伯女郎没有动静

"Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground." 可能引擎声音过大您没听见我刚才说,请把盘子支架收起,然后咱大哥才能让我们安然下地啊

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one." 她冷静的转过头来说,在我国,人们都叫我公主,我从不听别人指挥

To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen so I outrank you. So put the tray-up, Bitch" 那服务员一字一字的回应:甜心,在我国,人们都叫我皇后所以我高你一级,现在立马把支架收起,你这三八
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