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An Israeli doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks."
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A German doctor says, "That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks."
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A Russian doctor says, "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks." ¶í¹úÒ½Éú˵£ºÄÇÒ²²»Ëãʲô£¬ÎÒÃÇ¿ÉÒÔ´ÓÒ»¸öÈËÉíÌåÈ¡³öËû°ë±ßÐÄ£¬»»ÈëÁíÍâ°ë±ß£¬È»ºóÁ½¸öÐÇÆÚËû¾ÍÄÜÏ´²³öÈ¥ÕÒÊÂ×ö

The Texas doctor, not to be outdone, says, "You guys are way behind, we recently took a man with no brains out of Texas, put him in the White House for eight years, and now half the country is looking for work."
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what i can say?
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Who exactly the man is in the White House?

Obama?  Bush?
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Nice joke!
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