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[交流] Foreigner's joke #9

An Israeli doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks."
一位以色列医生声称：我们国家医学发达，我们可以从一个人身体取出他的肾，换入另外一个，然后六个星期他就能下床出去找事做
A German doctor says, "That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks."
德国医生说：这不算什么，我们可以从一个人身体取出他的肺，换入另外一个，然后四个星期他就能下床出去找事做

A Russian doctor says, "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks." 俄国医生说：那也不算什么，我们可以从一个人身体取出他半边心，换入另外半边，然后两个星期他就能下床出去找事做

The Texas doctor, not to be outdone, says, "You guys are way behind, we recently took a man with no brains out of Texas, put him in the White House for eight years, and now half the country is looking for work."
德州的医生这时候发言了，他说你们说的太落后了，我们把一个没有脑的人从德州带出来，放到白宫里面八年，现在半个国家的人都要找事做。（小布什）

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