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xlm_patrick

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[交流] a pretty sorry presentaion from the dean of ... College, ... University, China

This afternoon, a friend, named A for short,  invited me to participate in a seminar. A large team lead by the dean of ...College, ....University, China,  visited A's lab. Here i want to personally name the dean master Tang, which is inspired by the story from the movie Da Hua Xi You. The trip was planned to strengthen the academic communication. Considering the communication difficulty induced by languge, a translator was prepared. At first, the director of A's lab made a presentation, short introduction of the lab followed by the recent research activities. In sequence, master Tang, the dean, should show his researh highlights. The sad story is coming. Master Tang started his presention with the introduction of ...Uinversity as the convention emphasizing 985 and 211, a well known starting mode, however i have never ever thought the end. Master Tang took a long time to attempt to spread the history of his university, even shown us several photos of the first graduates' collection. And then, he presented us nice statisticals, the exact number of academicians of Chinese academy of science or engineering, undergraduate, graduate, PhD students, professors, professors who are eligible to supervise PhD students and so on. So far, it costed master Tang and the translator 30 minutes and there was just 10 minutes left. Crazily, master Tang used half of the left time to show us his so-called professional positions, most of them means nothing for the foreigners. Thanks to the god, he did lead us several slides associated with his research in last five minutes. I expierienced the same feeling as that monkey Sun suffered when master Tang preached for 35 minutes. At last I would like to show my sympathy to the translator for his awkwardness when he could not match the Chinese special terms into his vocabulary list.
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shuixian2009

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curton: 金币+2, This kind of academic communicationis so boring. 2012-05-24 22:50:29
curton: 回帖置顶 2012-05-24 22:50:31
I sorry for your bitter experience.
This kind of academic communicationis so boring.
Sometimes it wastes time and energy.


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告别绝望 告别风中的山谷 哭是一种幸福
4楼2012-05-24 21:06:43
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小木虫: 沙发+1,金币+0.5, 恭喜抢个沙发,再给个红包
2楼2012-05-24 21:05:17
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henrywoo

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Terrific!It's really  an unbelievable story occurred  in a university!
keepmoving!
5楼2012-05-24 21:18:27
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xlm_patrick

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5楼: Originally posted by henrywoo at 2012-05-24 21:18:27:
Terrific!It's really  an unbelievable story occurred  in a university!

things just happened.
6楼2012-05-24 21:31:33
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xlm_patrick

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4楼: Originally posted by shuixian2009 at 2012-05-24 21:06:43:
I sorry for your bitter experience.
This kind of academic communicationis so boring.
Sometimes it wastes time and energy.

painfull case. i would fly away from the seminar room because it would be a terrible accident if some body asks me is that guy really a professor working in a national key university in China.
7楼2012-05-24 21:39:53
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god bless u!
最近迷上林峰了,一直觉得人家过帅不值得迷来着……=_=!
8楼2012-05-24 21:49:36
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xlm_patrick

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8楼: Originally posted by seagrove at 2012-05-24 21:49:36:
god bless u!

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