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winter_north

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[交流] A joke.

This happened in 1935, during the Long March of the Red Army.

Young Red Army Man (Y): I am hungry, I am hungry.

Old Red Army Man (O): Go to find something to eat.

The young Red Army went ot search, but found nothing. He returned.

Y: I found nothing, I am hungry.

O: Oh! So, wash your leather shoes clean and boil them for eating.

After sometime, the young Red Army man was eating his shoes.

Y: The leather shoe is really tasteful!

O: You are growing up, you should eat more.

The old Red Army man looked at the faraway place, thinking.

O: When we build a new country, we should ensure that every person have a leather shoe to eat.

After many years, what the old Red Army man said in 1935 became into reality.
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8楼: Originally posted by zznjut at 2012-04-29 12:49:56:
No, the government owes us a lot.
This joke recall me with the "Great leap forwad", a nightmare for many Chinese People.

I wish one day the real democracy would be achieved in China.

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fungixx: 金币+1, I am hungry, I must boil my leather shoes~ 2012-04-29 10:25:47
what a funny but bitter joke
it's so great we could live today with such a nice condition....
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5楼: Originally posted by 小丁子 at 2012-04-29 10:23:22:
what a funny but bitter joke
it's so great we could live today with such a nice condition....


Have a nice holiday, Dingzi!
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6楼: Originally posted by winter_north at 2012-04-29 10:32:17:

Have a nice holiday, Dingzi!

same to you, dear teacher
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