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The young clerk's responsibilities included bringing the judge a hot cup of coffee at the start of every day. Each morning the judge was enraged that the coffee cup arrived two-thirds full. The clerk explained that he had to rush to get the coffee delivered while it was still hot, which caused him to spill much of it along the way.

None of the judge's yelling and insults produced a full cup of coffee, until he finally threatened to cut the clerk's pay by one-third if he continued to produce one-third less than the judge wanted.

The next morning he was greeted with a cup of coffee that was full to the brim, and the next morning and the morning after that.

The judge couldn't resist gloating over his success and smugly complimented the clerk on his new technique.

"Oh, there's not much to it," admitted the clerk happily, "I take some coffee in my mouth right outside the coffee room, and spit it back in when I get outside your office."





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mjlyxm: 回帖置顶 2012-03-25 00:03:18
古可ぷ: 金币+2, thanks 2012-03-25 00:30:02
有位年轻书记员的职责,包括每天一来就要给法官带杯热咖啡。每天早上法官都对咖啡只有三分之二杯感到火大。书记员解释说,他必须一路小跑着把咖啡趁热送到,这让他在路上洒了不少。
  
不管这法官是叫嚷还是责骂,都没能得到一整杯的咖啡,直到最后他警告书记员,要是再端来比他要的咖啡少三分之一,就给书记员工资扣掉三分之一。
  
第二天早上,一杯满到杯沿的咖啡在恭候他,而且第二天和第三天早上也一样。
 
法官忍不住得意地欣赏着自己的杰作,并自以为是地夸奖起书记员的新本事。
  
“咳,这不值一提,”书记员乐呵呵地坦承道,“我一出咖啡屋就赶紧含一大口咖啡在嘴里,到您办公室门外再给吐回去。”
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小木虫: 金币+0.5, 给个红包,谢谢回帖
mjlyxm: 回帖置顶 2012-03-25 17:09:47
昵称让人头疼: , What a damaged behaviour and a sick humour. 2012-03-25 19:01:13
一朋友,是宽带维修工程师,小区的宽带机房是在地下室的,平时很少有人进去的。昨天这个朋友不小心被反锁在机房里了,地下室手机没信号。在关了两个小时后,想到一招,他把能拔的用户家网线全拔了……很快,有人过来开门检查了,因为,用户全打电话报修...
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suplee: 金币+1, yeah, smiling everyday makes us enjoyed a better life 2012-03-25 00:41:11

  keep smiling everyday

[ Last edited by zhyq8767 on 2012-3-25 at 00:02 ]
人这辈子没法做太多事情,所以每一件都要做到精彩绝伦。
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哈哈,快来水区零钱哦!嘿嘿
..........回首向来萧瑟处,归去,也无风雨也无晴...........
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soooooooooooooooooooo funny,thank you very much, xiaomao
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How could this happen? the coffee was hot!
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小木虫: 金币+0.5, 给个红包,谢谢回帖
small disgusting,but I like it!kitty!
当我们习惯了人之常情的去付出,对于得到的回报便觉得是一种额外的幸福!
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8楼: Originally posted by 木蟲至尊 at 2012-03-25 09:28:53:
small disgusting,but I like it!kitty!


kind of disgusting~~
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