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At a dinner party a shy young man had been trying to think of something nice to say to his hostess. At last he saw his chance when she turned to him and remarked, "What a small appetite you have tonight, Mr. Jones."

"To sit next to you," he replied gallantly, "would cause any man to lose his appetite."


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suplee: ½ð±Ò+1, so laugh and forget those things unhappy 2012-03-20 10:43:27
very interesting
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suplee: ½ð±Ò+1, yeah, I don't know this word until I saw this joke 2012-03-20 10:42:56
from today's joke, i have learned a word 'gallantly' which means courageously and is used for describe the smoothy. thank you
3Â¥2012-03-20 10:38:42
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suplee: ½ð±Ò+1, I will not say the same words 2012-03-22 12:04:34
It's a very interesting joke.
I learn the word appetite and gallant.
If you were in the dinner party, would you say the same word?
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cool joke?
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mjlyxm

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2Â¥: Originally posted by Vikki at 2012-03-20 09:43:33:
very interesting

maomao is right, I love you smile~~
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3Â¥: Originally posted by hqq716 at 2012-03-20 10:38:42:
from today's joke, i have learned a word 'gallantly' which means courageously and is used for describe the smoothy. thank you

7Â¥2012-03-20 11:22:03
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