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A very strict officer was talking to some new soldiers whom he had to train. He had never seen them before, so he began: "My name is Stone, and I'm even harder than stone, so do what I tell you or there'll be trouble. Don't try any tricks with me, and then we'll get on well together".

Then he went to each soldier one after another and asked him his name. "Speak loudly so that everyone can hear you clearly," He said, "and don't forget to call me 'sir'".

Each soldier told him his name, until he came to the last one. This man remained silent, and so Captain Stone shouted at him, "When I ask you a question, answer it! I'll ask you again: What's you name,soldier?"

The soldier was very unhappy, but at last he replied. "My name is Stonebreaker, sir" he said nervously.






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mjlyxm: 回帖置顶 2012-03-24 20:32:11

话说老外的名字确实蛮有趣的,比如越狱男主叫Wentworth Miller, 还有个著名导演叫Klint Eastwood,,,,,,
我还见过一老德名叫Gruen Wald, 翻译过来就是绿色森林,可以叫做绿林先生了,好汉哇

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