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At the radio station where I worked, the manager called me into his office to preview a new sound-effects package we were considering purchasing. He closed the door so we wouldn't bother people in the outer office.

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so funny. and i will come here everyday to improve my english. thanks a lot.
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2Â¥: Originally posted by zhuner2009 at 2012-03-23 09:46:53:
so funny. and i will come here everyday to improve my english. thanks a lot.

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