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brucema

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[交流] Funny!

1.so I have money, I bought a bus, take the special bus lanes, dedicated bus stopped at the station, so someone wants to get on the train, I say: Sorry, this is the private car
2.Teacher: Johnny, why are you late for school every morning?
    Johnny: Every time I come to the corner, a guidepost says, 'School -- Go Slow'
3.Teacher: Tom, why are you so late for school tdoay? And where is your homework book?
    Tom: Sorry, Miss. I met a robber on my way to school this morning...
    Teachse: Oh, My Gosh! So terrible! Did he robber anything from you?
    Tom: He...he robbed my homework book....
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the robber is me
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5楼: Originally posted by bai123 at 2011-12-12 12:38:40:
the robber is me

Little Bai  
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7楼: Originally posted by rogueliu at 2011-12-12 13:00:11:
Little Bai  

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huyaqi1988_

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lysrandy(金币+1): You must had a good job in your homework~ 2011-12-15 21:15:16


  My homework had been robbed once, and i was forced to find it every morning, i am very very angry and lost my temper.
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xiniumumu

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interesting
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brucema

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11楼: Originally posted by 江南的竹 at 2011-12-12 17:09:06:
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thank you !
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踏痕

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it's a  little funny.
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brucema

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楼: Originally posted by Bio海盗路飞 at 2011-12-13 11:10:52:

yes!hehe !
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brucema

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楼: Originally posted by 踏痕 at 2011-12-14 13:54:07:
it's a  little funny.

yes !hehe !make a happy moment!
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踏痕

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16楼: Originally posted by brucema at 2011-12-14 15:19:10:
yes !hehe !make a happy moment!

so i should say thinks to you!
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brucema

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楼: Originally posted by xiniumumu at 2011-12-12 16:59:32:
interesting

yes!haha !
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brucema

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9楼: Originally posted by huyaqi1988_ at 2011-12-12 16:48:07:


  My homework had been robbed once, and i was forced to find it every morning, i am very very angry and lost my temper.

yes ? haha !you should be careful with your school bag!
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brucema

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2楼: Originally posted by yahuhaha at 2011-12-12 11:45:13:

thank you !make a happy moment!
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brucema

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8楼: Originally posted by bai123 at 2011-12-12 13:04:12:
Little Ming

haha
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hah..so funny...
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brucema

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25楼: Originally posted by 小丁子 at 2011-12-15 21:08:08:
hah..so funny...

YES may be you have already knew it !
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brucema

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楼: Originally posted by city007 at 2011-12-16 18:56:20:

ok !thank you !
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楼: Originally posted by hongzhiabc at 2011-12-16 17:49:57:

ok !hehe !thank you !
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31楼: Originally posted by hongzhiabc at 2011-12-17 19:58:29:

thank you !
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