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[交流] Funny!

1.so I have money, I bought a bus, take the special bus lanes, dedicated bus stopped at the station, so someone wants to get on the train, I say: Sorry, this is the private car
2.Teacher: Johnny, why are you late for school every morning?
    Johnny: Every time I come to the corner, a guidepost says, 'School -- Go Slow'
3.Teacher: Tom, why are you so late for school tdoay? And where is your homework book?
    Tom: Sorry, Miss. I met a robber on my way to school this morning...
    Teachse: Oh, My Gosh! So terrible! Did he robber anything from you?
    Tom: He...he robbed my homework book....
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5楼: Originally posted by bai123 at 2011-12-12 12:38:40:
the robber is me

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7楼: Originally posted by rogueliu at 2011-12-12 13:00:11:
Little Bai  

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lysrandy(金币+1): You must had a good job in your homework~ 2011-12-15 21:15:16


  My homework had been robbed once, and i was forced to find it every morning, i am very very angry and lost my temper.
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