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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer were traveling through Scotland when they saw a black sheep through the window of the train. "Aha," says the engineer, "I see that Scottish sheep are black." "Hmm," says the physicist, "You mean that some Scottish sheep are black." "No," says the mathematician, "All we know is that there is at least one sheep in Scotland, and that at least one side of that one sheep is black!" |
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2Â¥2011-09-08 18:16:46
D_sheldon
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It is not funny at all.![]() I noticed that you use Sheldon as your image,is he your idol? |

3Â¥2011-09-08 18:33:21
xia_chong
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4Â¥2011-09-08 18:49:41
xia_chong
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5Â¥2011-09-08 18:50:10
D_sheldon
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6Â¥2011-09-08 21:24:16
xia_chong
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7Â¥2011-09-08 21:27:25
D_sheldon
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God, i think using chinese to express can be more funny.OK, look. One day, a leader is coming downtown to check the Neural hospital. The president of the hospital said," do you want to eat dumplings today?" They(the mentally ill) answered yes." Well,when the leader come ,applaud.Don't stop untill the leader stop or you won't have dumplings to eat." The leader came, they clap their hands,so did the leader himslef.Then the leader stoped and was about to talk, a patient came up to him and slapped him, saying " you stupid! don't want to eat dumpling?" |

8Â¥2011-09-08 21:41:31
xia_chong
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9Â¥2011-09-08 21:56:31
D_sheldon
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10Â¥2011-09-08 22:06:51













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