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[交流] a joke about mathematician physicist and engineer

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer were traveling through Scotland when they saw a black sheep through the window of the train.

"Aha," says the engineer, "I see that Scottish sheep are black."
"Hmm," says the physicist, "You mean that some Scottish sheep are black."
"No," says the mathematician, "All we know is that there is at least one sheep in Scotland, and that at least one side of that one sheep is black!"
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It  is  not  funny  at  all.
I  noticed  that   you  use   Sheldon as  your  image,is  he  your  idol?
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Funny!
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3楼: Originally posted by D_sheldon at 2011-09-08 18:33:21:
It  is  not  funny  at  all.
I  noticed  that   you  use   Sheldon as  your  image,is  he  your  idol?

Not funny?

Errr.... I find girls' laugh point is very high.
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5楼: Originally posted by xia_chong at 2011-09-08 18:50:10:
Not funny?

Errr.... I find girls' laugh point is very high.

Well, maybe  our  way  of  thinking  is  different.  Have you  heared  about the joke that  happened  in  a   Neural hospital . About  dumplings.  I  think  that one is  really  funny.
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6楼: Originally posted by D_sheldon at 2011-09-08 21:24:16:
Well, maybe  our  way  of  thinking  is  different.  Have you  heared  about the joke that  happened  in  a   Neural hospital . About  dumplings.  I  think  that one is  really  funny.

No. What is it?
Tell me!
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7楼: Originally posted by xia_chong at 2011-09-08 21:27:25:
No. What is it?
Tell me!

God,  i  think  using  chinese  to express  can  be  more funny.OK, look. One day, a  leader  is  coming downtown  to  check  the  Neural hospital. The president  of  the hospital  said," do  you  want to  eat  dumplings  today?"
They(the mentally ill)  answered  yes."  Well,when the leader  come ,applaud.Don't  stop  untill  the  leader  stop  or  you won't  have  dumplings  to eat."   The  leader  came, they  clap  their  hands,so did  the leader himslef.Then  the  leader  stoped  and  was  about  to  talk,  a  patient  came up to him  and  slapped  him,   saying "   you  stupid!  don't  want  to eat dumpling?"
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8楼: Originally posted by D_sheldon at 2011-09-08 21:41:31:
God,  i  think  using  chinese  to express  can  be  more funny.OK, look. One day, a  leader  is  coming downtown  to  check  the  Neural hospital. The president  of  the hospital  said," do  ...

It's funny. But I don't think girls will laugh when reading this joke.
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9楼: Originally posted by xia_chong at 2011-09-08 21:56:31:
It's funny. But I don't think girls will laugh when reading this joke.

To  tell  you the truth,  my  classmate  told  the  joke  in  the calss.The first time  we  heared it,sevral  girls  couldn't  help  laughing! You  don't  know  girls well  enough
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