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wangwing

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[交流] 【Pure water】Distance from the accident

A carpenter was giving evidence about an accident he had witnessed. The judge asked him how far away he was from the accident.
The carpenter replied "twenty seven feet, six and one half inches".
"What? How come you are so sure of that distance?", asked the judge.
"Well, I knew some idiot would ask me. So I measured it!" replied the carpenter.
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paulpaulzj

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xia_chong(金币+1): They are similar to some extent. But keeping record is absolutely right. :D 2011-04-09 13:57:18
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Originally posted by wangwing at 2011-04-09 10:01:13:
A carpenter was giving evidence about an accident he had witnessed. The judge asked him how far away he was from the accident.
The carpenter replied "twenty seven feet, six and one half inche ...


Doctors are at this kind of dilema.
To rescue the dying patient first or to prepare some records before that for some idiots seems a bit knotty for doctors.
(We can see news from different mediums that says the hospital took fees after the person had died.)

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wangwing

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Originally posted by wry3300 at 2011-04-09 10:01:26:

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Originally posted by wangwing at 2011-04-09 10:02:49:

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