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[交流] 【Pure water】“we have just made a difficult decision”

When you see this letter, we have just made a difficult decision. Before Qihoo360 stops infringing upon and slandering QQ, we have decided to stop running QQ on computers installed with 360's software.

Here are some jokes from netizens:

Microsoft:
When you see this letter, we have just made a difficult decision. Because two Chinese programs have severely affected our Windows services, until you stop using 360 and QQ, we have decided to suspend the operation of Windows in China.

NOKIA
We have just made a difficult decision. If our mobile phones detect an iPhone within 10 meters, they will automatically explode.

Master Kong
We have just made a difficult decision. If we found you have eaten another type of instant noodle, our products will be sold to you without flavouring.

Baidu
We have just made a difficult decision. If we detect that you have visited Google, your Baidu ID will be automatically blocked.
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小木虫(沙发+1，金币+0.5):恭喜抢个沙发，再给个红包
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No gains, no pains.

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小木虫(金币+0.2):抢了个小板凳，给个红包
What a mess.
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4楼2010-11-08 15:11:39
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xiaoxiangfei

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爱，请深爱！
so funny
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自信往往是很有必要的！
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xuanxuankaoyan

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i have just made a difficult decision. I will go to see her tomorrow.
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6楼2010-11-08 19:32:23
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Originally posted by xuanxuankaoyan at 2010-11-08 19:32:23:
i have just made a difficult decision. I will go to see her tomorrow.

Is that difficult? then I will let your gf know this...
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7楼2010-11-08 19:35:10
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奥拓哥

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jissbon company also made an rough decision,if  find that some customers are using durex,they will release HIV automatically
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慢慢地学习
8楼2010-11-08 20:02:32
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兰蝴蝶

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i saw too many about this in chinese ~~
but in english ,for the first time~~
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i want to be a happy butterfly~~
9楼2010-11-08 20:24:07
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haha~
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