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[交流] 【Pure water】“we have just made a difficult decision”

When you see this letter, we have just made a difficult decision. Before Qihoo360 stops infringing upon and slandering QQ, we have decided to stop running QQ on computers installed with 360's software.

Here are some jokes from netizens:

Microsoft:
When you see this letter, we have just made a difficult decision. Because two Chinese programs have severely affected our Windows services, until you stop using 360 and QQ, we have decided to suspend the operation of Windows in China.

NOKIA
We have just made a difficult decision. If our mobile phones detect an iPhone within 10 meters, they will automatically explode.

Master Kong
We have just made a difficult decision. If we found you have eaten another type of instant noodle, our products will be sold to you without flavouring.

Baidu
We have just made a difficult decision. If we detect that you have visited Google, your Baidu ID will be automatically blocked.
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jissbon company also made an rough decision,if  find that some customers are using durex,they will release HIV automatically
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What a mess.
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i have just made a difficult decision. I will go to see her tomorrow.
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