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【Funny】An engineer and a frog
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| An engineer was crossing a road one-day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want." Again the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, and that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?" The engineer said, "Look, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girl friend, but a talking frog, now that's cool." |
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xia_chong(金币+2):I am astonished by the list of your food! But you are good to protect them. 2010-08-18 23:24:10
xia_chong(金币+2):I am astonished by the list of your food! But you are good to protect them. 2010-08-18 23:24:10
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yeah，it is delicious ! but now don't like to eating the animal protected . I don't know why ,even eat now i can't find delicious as foretime. I ever eaten many animal include snake,bird ,squirrel,cabrite,boar even araneid and mice. now ,i want to protect them which look loveliness. when i in grade school,i had breed squirrels and birds ,birds is my favorite animal ! I have a dream when i become old i will do someting with bird .  |
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