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charleygan

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[交流] 【Funny】An engineer and a frog

An engineer was crossing a road one-day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want." Again the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, and that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?" The engineer said, "Look, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girl friend, but a talking frog, now that's cool."
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lancyfly

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haha, engineer is always described so boring~~~
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2楼2010-08-18 16:43:13
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Just for bench
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3楼2010-08-18 16:53:15
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xia_chong

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I don't want to laugh reading this joke.
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4楼2010-08-18 18:00:40
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sailor805

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engineer joy!

if me, I wouldn't kiss the frog either. I will sell it for a good price!
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5楼2010-08-18 18:23:38
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xia_chong

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Originally posted by sailor805 at 2010-08-18 18:23:38:
engineer joy!

if me, I wouldn't kiss the frog either. I will sell it for a good price!

You have a good sense of business.
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6楼2010-08-18 18:26:36
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robiwang

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飘在天边的那朵云
Frog is good for eating.
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生活在这个世界上，却不属于这个世界。
7楼2010-08-18 18:48:24
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jack010724

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Originally posted by charleygan at 2010-08-18 16:35:25:
An engineer was crossing a road one-day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his p ...

if i were the enginer, i would kiss the frog with no hesitation.
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不以物喜，不以己悲！
8楼2010-08-18 18:50:37
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green1223

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xia_chong(金币+2):I am astonished by the list of your food! But you are good to protect them. 2010-08-18 23:24:10
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Originally posted by robiwang at 2010-08-18 18:48:24:
Frog is good for eating.

yeah，it is delicious ! but now don't like to eating the animal  protected . I  don't know why ,even eat now i can't find  delicious as foretime.
I ever eaten  many animal include snake,bird ,squirrel,cabrite,boar even araneid and mice.
now ,i want to protect them which look loveliness.
when i in grade school,i had breed squirrels and birds ,birds is my favorite animal !
I have a dream when i become old i will do someting with bird .
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xhdxhd520

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Haha。。。The engineer is very humorous.
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