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[交流] 【Funny】The will

Robert went to his lawyer and said, 'I would like to make a will but I don't know exactly how to go about it.'  

The lawyer smiled at Robert and replied, 'Not a problem, leave it all to me.'

Robert looked somewhat upset and said, 'Well, I knew you were going to take a big portion, but I would like to leave a little to my family too!'
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小木虫(金币+0.5):恭喜抢沙发,给个红包
I think I have konwn it
interesting
我喜欢“在路上”的感觉。
2楼2010-07-22 15:39:35
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小木虫(金币+0.2):抢了个小板凳,给个红包
I can't find what is interesting.

Did Robert misunderstand "Leave it all to me"?
Godhelpsthosewhohelpthemselves!
3楼2010-07-22 15:54:48
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I also can't catch the mind,can you explain it for us?
4楼2010-07-22 16:00:31
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lxuyan(金币+2):Congratulations to you... you know :tiger02::tiger23::tiger28::tiger29: 2010-07-22 17:48:43
It's a Lawyer's Joke too.
For somewhat reasons, people in the US always dislike the Lawyers and take precautions against them.
In this joke, Robert wanted to make a will but he didn't trust his lawyer. So when the lawyer said "leave it all to me" which means "let me deal with it", Robert misunderstood him. Robert thought the lawyer wanted to have his heritage.
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fangye0413(金币+1):the meaning of the words is so full ^_^ 2010-07-22 20:00:16
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Originally posted by daling8296 at 2010-07-22 17:42:27:
It's a Lawyer's Joke too.
For somewhat reasons, people in the US always dislike the Lawyers and take precautions against them.
In this joke, Robert wanted to make a will but he didn't trust his l ...

“Leave it all to me”. How greedy the laways were!
Laways, you are the rich, please also leave me a portion, you know I am a Phd
生活在这个世界上,却不属于这个世界。
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charleygan

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"leave it all to me". really funny.
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Meaningful of the words
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我喜欢“在路上”的感觉。
8楼2010-08-03 23:34:54
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no need to explain, understood.
9楼2010-08-04 01:58:06
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leave it all to me
Meetingyouwasfate,IwishIaccompanyyougofaraway
10楼2010-08-04 08:17:21
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