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Robert went to his lawyer and said, 'I would like to make a will but I don't know exactly how to go about it.' The lawyer smiled at Robert and replied, 'Not a problem, leave it all to me.' Robert looked somewhat upset and said, 'Well, I knew you were going to take a big portion, but I would like to leave a little to my family too!' |
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2Â¥2010-07-22 15:39:35
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I can't find what is interesting.Did Robert misunderstand "Leave it all to me"? |

3Â¥2010-07-22 15:54:48
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4Â¥2010-07-22 16:00:31
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lxuyan(½ð±Ò+2):Congratulations to you... you know :tiger02::tiger23::tiger28::tiger29: 2010-07-22 17:48:43
lxuyan(½ð±Ò+2):Congratulations to you... you know :tiger02::tiger23::tiger28::tiger29: 2010-07-22 17:48:43
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It's a Lawyer's Joke too. For somewhat reasons, people in the US always dislike the Lawyers and take precautions against them. In this joke, Robert wanted to make a will but he didn't trust his lawyer. So when the lawyer said "leave it all to me" which means "let me deal with it", Robert misunderstood him. Robert thought the lawyer wanted to have his heritage. |

5Â¥2010-07-22 17:42:27
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fangye0413(½ð±Ò+1):the meaning of the words is so full ^_^ 2010-07-22 20:00:16
fangye0413(½ð±Ò+1):the meaning of the words is so full ^_^ 2010-07-22 20:00:16
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¡°Leave it all to me¡±. How greedy the laways were! ![]() Laways, you are the rich, please also leave me a portion, you know I am a Phd ![]() ![]() |

6Â¥2010-07-22 19:07:28
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7Â¥2010-08-03 22:45:45
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