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00waterh

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[交流] why did you eat him?

A three-year old walks over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in a doctor’s surgery.

“Why is your stomach so big?” – he asks.
“I'm having a baby.” – she replies.
“Is the baby in your stomach?” – he asks, with his big eyes.
“Yes, it is.” – she says.

“Is it a good baby?” – he asks, with a puzzled look.
“Oh, yes. A really good baby.” – the lady replies.

Shocked and surprised, he asks: “Then why did you eat him?”
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00waterh: 金币+1, SORRY,only English is allowed here. 2015-05-17 10:36:11
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fungixx: sigma~ only english is allowed here~ 2015-05-17 16:50:03
噗--笑死了
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丹丹03

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Ha....

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fungixx: 金币+2, add [size=5][color=red] before your words and add [/color][/size] after your words, then you can get this 2015-05-17 16:53:43
It's funny. But the first sentence is a little confusing. If we change the sentence to this 'While waiting ... , a three-year (old) boy ...', it will be more clear.
BTW, how to get your font.
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00waterh

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5楼: Originally posted by tomw at 2015-05-17 13:45:11
It's funny. But the first sentence is a little confusing. If we change the sentence to this 'While waiting ... , a three-year (old) boy ...', it will be more clear.
BTW, how to get your font....

thanks

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丹丹03: Thanks,but only English here 2015-06-05 08:38:50
哈哈哈哈
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猫猫懒呦

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may be is how she eat him?
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shenyanshy

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It is sooooo funny. Haha~~
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zhangyongzz

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It's a good joke!

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