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fungixx: ½ð±Ò+2, add [size=5][color=red] before your words and add [/color][/size] after your words, then you can get this 2015-05-17 16:53:43
fungixx: ½ð±Ò+2, add [size=5][color=red] before your words and add [/color][/size] after your words, then you can get this 2015-05-17 16:53:43
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It's funny. But the first sentence is a little confusing. If we change the sentence to this 'While waiting ... , a three-year (old) boy ...', it will be more clear. BTW, how to get your font. |
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