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00waterh

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[½»Á÷] why did you eat him?

A three-year old walks over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in a doctor¡¯s surgery.

¡°Why is your stomach so big?¡± ¨C he asks.
¡°I'm having a baby.¡± ¨C she replies.
¡°Is the baby in your stomach?¡± ¨C he asks, with his big eyes.
¡°Yes, it is.¡± ¨C she says.

¡°Is it a good baby?¡± ¨C he asks, with a puzzled look.
¡°Oh, yes. A really good baby.¡± ¨C the lady replies.

Shocked and surprised, he asks: ¡°Then why did you eat him?¡±
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00waterh: ½ð±Ò+1, SORRY,only English is allowed here. 2015-05-17 10:36:11
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2Â¥2015-05-17 10:28:25
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fungixx: sigma~ only english is allowed here~ 2015-05-17 16:50:03
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3Â¥2015-05-17 11:33:44
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Ha....

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4Â¥2015-05-17 11:46:21
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tomw

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fungixx: ½ð±Ò+2, add [size=5][color=red] before your words and add [/color][/size] after your words, then you can get this 2015-05-17 16:53:43
It's funny. But the first sentence is a little confusing. If we change the sentence to this 'While waiting ... , a three-year (old) boy ...', it will be more clear.
BTW, how to get your font.
5Â¥2015-05-17 13:45:11
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00waterh

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5Â¥: Originally posted by tomw at 2015-05-17 13:45:11
It's funny. But the first sentence is a little confusing. If we change the sentence to this 'While waiting ... , a three-year (old) boy ...', it will be more clear.
BTW, how to get your font....

thanks

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6Â¥2015-05-17 17:57:16
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µ¤µ¤03: Thanks,but only English here 2015-06-05 08:38:50
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7Â¥2015-06-05 08:29:52
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may be is how she eat him?
8Â¥2015-07-14 10:52:16
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shenyanshy

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It is sooooo funny. Haha~~
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9Â¥2015-07-14 13:17:35
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zhangyongzz

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It's a good joke!

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10Â¥2015-07-16 23:53:15
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