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1. A NUMBER OF DIFFERENT APPROACHES ARE BEING TRIED --
   We are still pissing in the wind.
2. EXTENSIVE REPORT IS BEING PREPARED ON A FRESH APPROACH TO THE PROBLEM --
We just hired three kids fresh out of college.
3. CLOSE PROJECT COORDINATION --
   We know who to blame.
4. MAJOR TECHNOLOGICAL BREAKTHROUGH --
   It works OK, but it looks very hi-tech.
5. CUSTOMER SATISFACTION IS DELIVERED ASSURED --
   We are so far behind schedule, the customer is happy to get it delivered.
6. PRELIMINARY OPERATIONAL TESTS WERE NOT INCONCLUSIVE --
   The damn thing blew up when we threw the switch.
7. TEST RESULTS WERE EXTREMELY GRATIFYING --
   We are so surprised that the stupid thing works.
8. THE ENTIRE CONCEPT WILL HAVE TO BE ABANDONED --
   The only person who understood the thing quit.
9. IT IS IN THE PROCESS --
   It is so wrapped up in red tape that the situation is about hopeless.
10. WE WILL LOOK INTO IT --
    Forget it! We have enough problem for now.
11. PLEASE NOTE AND INITIAL --
   Let's spread the responsibility for the screw up.
12. GIVE US THE BENEFIT OF YOUR THINKING --
    We'll listen to what you have to say as long as it doesn't interfere what
    we've already done.
13. GIVE US YOUR INTERPRETATION --
    I can't wait to hear the bull!
14. SEE ME or LET'S DISCUSS --
    Come into my office, I'm lonely.
15. ALL NEW --
    Parts not interchangeable with the previous design.
16. RUGGED --
    Too damn heavy to lift!
17. LIGHTWEIGHT --
    Lighter than RUGGED.
18. YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT --
    One finally worked.
19. ENERGY SAVING --
    Achieved when the power switch is off.
20. LOW MAINTENANCE --
    Impossible to fix if broken.
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