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[½»Á÷] Elephant

The class teacher asks students to name an animal that begins with an ¡°E¡±. One boy says, ¡°Elephant.¡±

Then the teacher asks for an animal that begins with a ¡°T¡±. The same boy says, ¡°Two elephants.¡±

The teacher sends the boy out of the class for bad behavior. After that she asks for an animal beginning with ¡°M¡±.

The boy shouts from the other side of the wall: ¡°Maybe an elephant!¡±

Elephant
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gyinlei

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it is a good joke.
10Â¥2015-02-08 10:18:13
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good boy

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11Â¥2015-02-08 23:49:02
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😄

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13Â¥2015-02-15 17:59:49
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kongzhong

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That boy really like elephant,perhaps two

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14Â¥2015-02-16 16:54:11
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fanqiang1981

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his name is xiaoming
15Â¥2015-02-25 21:42:53
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ggcgzlove

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Maybe many elephant.
16Â¥2015-02-26 07:29:37
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qlf_126

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He is smart boy!
17Â¥2015-02-27 14:07:24
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plimsoll

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one answer can solve three question, but the teacher won't allow like this answer. just a joke,LOL
18Â¥2015-02-28 13:07:30
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Turtle
Mouse

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20Â¥2015-03-22 00:53:23
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fantastic!

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21Â¥2015-03-22 17:06:32
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ÒýÓûØÌû:
15Â¥: Originally posted by fanqiang1981 at 2015-02-25 21:42:53
his name is xiaoming

xiaoming is so cute
22Â¥2015-03-23 09:09:30
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topersist

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Why was the poor boy sent out of the class? Does it happen in an English class in China?
23Â¥2015-03-24 09:49:38
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