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00waterh

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[交流] Elephant

The class teacher asks students to name an animal that begins with an “E”. One boy says, “Elephant.”

Then the teacher asks for an animal that begins with a “T”. The same boy says, “Two elephants.”

The teacher sends the boy out of the class for bad behavior. After that she asks for an animal beginning with “M”.

The boy shouts from the other side of the wall: “Maybe an elephant!”

Elephant
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gyinlei

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it is a good joke.
10楼2015-02-08 10:18:13
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大土豆片

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good boy

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11楼2015-02-08 23:49:02
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梦飘雪

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😄

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13楼2015-02-15 17:59:49
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kongzhong

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That boy really like elephant,perhaps two

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14楼2015-02-16 16:54:11
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fanqiang1981

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his name is xiaoming
15楼2015-02-25 21:42:53
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ggcgzlove

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Maybe many elephant.
16楼2015-02-26 07:29:37
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qlf_126

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He is smart boy!
17楼2015-02-27 14:07:24
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plimsoll

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one answer can solve three question, but the teacher won't allow like this answer. just a joke,LOL
18楼2015-02-28 13:07:30
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反应链

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Turtle
Mouse

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20楼2015-03-22 00:53:23
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圣明3344

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fantastic!

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21楼2015-03-22 17:06:32
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本周

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15楼: Originally posted by fanqiang1981 at 2015-02-25 21:42:53
his name is xiaoming

xiaoming is so cute
22楼2015-03-23 09:09:30
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topersist

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Why was the poor boy sent out of the class? Does it happen in an English class in China?
23楼2015-03-24 09:49:38
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00waterh(金币+1): 谢谢参与
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00waterh(金币+1): 谢谢参与
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