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WHY AM I MARRIED?
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You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead. > At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing > your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man." > > A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Husband Wanted". Next day > she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can > have mine." > > When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to > let her keep him. > > A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished. > > A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get > married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying." > > A young son asked, "Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man > doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad replied, "That > happens in > every country, son." > > Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew what real happiness was > until I got married, and by then, it was too late." > > Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. > > If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every > word you say -- talk in your sleep. > > Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking > they had no faults at all. > > First guy says, "My wife's an angel!" Second guy remarks, "You're > lucky, mine's still alive." > > A Woman's Prayer: "Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom, to understand a man, > for Love to forgive him, and for patience for his moods. Because Lord, > if I pray for Strength, I'll just beat him to death." |
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