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Q:in 104
I want to know what is nipident (sp?) because in series one the said if you were on nipident for a day what would you do then they asked joey and he said kill myself because if little joey's dead then there's no reason for me to live then ross says i'm nipident and joey goes all sympatethic or somthing any way please some explain theis to me????--From chandlermatthew

A:Omnipotent it means all-powerfull, but when Ross says that Joey thinks he's saying that he's Impotent !!
Hope that clears that up--From queenofcheese

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Q: in 109, TOW Underdog Gets Away
ross: [trying to talk to his unborn child] Where am I talking to here? I mean, I know one way that seems to offer a certain acoustical advantage. <[what's that?] --From Mrs Chambers

A1:Well no one else dared to tackle this one, so I guess I will. He meant the...uh...easiest way in...--From Plasmatics
A2:To be blunt: Ross was asking if he should talk to (or up, I guess) her vagina. Since the baby obviously got into Carol's uterus through that "passage", Ross was asking if the baby could hear him better through it. --From RoXyIsFoXy55

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Q:in 118: TOW All The Poker
Rachel: Guys! Guess what, guess what, guess what, guess what!
Chandler: Um, ok... the... the fifth dentist caved and now they're all recommending Trident? --From Mrs Chambers

A:That is from the commercial where 4/5 dentists recommend Trident and he was says that now Trident is recommended by all 5 dentists.--From Friends205

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Q:in 118 TOW All the Poker
Phoebe: "Hello, kettle? This is Monica. You're black." ?????-- From FriendsFAN86

A:There's an old saying: "It's like the pot calling the kettle black." It was coined when most pots and pans were made of iron and, therefore, were, black. It means that you're accusing someone of something that really is reflective of you -- much like "It takes one to know one."
Does that help?--From leeni

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Q: in 120, TOW the Evil Orthodontist
PHOEBE: Oh, God, just do it! (GETTING PHONE) Call her! Stop being so testosteroney!
CHANDLER: Which, by the way, is the real San Francisco treat. (CALLS HER, THEN HURRIEDLY HANGS UP) I got her machine.
--From Matthew Perry

A: That was a play on the old Rice A Roni commericals, where their slogan was the San Fransisco treat. There's also a sexual connotation implied there as well.--From Jenn

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Q: in 209: TOW Phoebe's Dad
it was when it was christmas and it was hott in there apartment, at the end Chandler and Joey were passing out there presents, they got to Monica and then Joey say "there rib, for your pleasure!". Now, what was that gift, and what did that mean?--From LovelyFriends

A1: I think the present Joey and Chandler gave Monica was a pack of condoms, and i think Joey said what was written on the box...But I may be wrong! --From Lady Geller
A2:It was actually " ribbed for her pleasure".They were condoms. They were all the things you could pick up from a gas station, actually I thought they were the best present of the lot. Dunno if it's been on anything else but the first time I saw that "Ribbed for her pleasure" and the cheesy smile was on Waynes World. Hope that's what you meant.--From queenofcheese

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Q: in 214: TOW The Prom Video
Joey says "Hello Mr.Cotter!"...who is Mr.COtter?--From Matthew Perry

A: there was a show in the late 70s called "Welcome Back, Kotter" so I kind of wondered if it was in reference to that--From U2Baby
Well, the script is wrong.
Ross in the tape looked very much like Kotter from Welcome Back Kotter.--From Plasmatics

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Q: in 719 TOW Ross and Monica's Cousin
Monica: Wafer thin ice!--From ross
A: Wafer thin ice was probably a reference to the saying "You're skating on thin ice!" which basically means you're really close to getting me really mad.--From Plasmatics

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Q:in 719
Joey: Barmitsvahed?--From ross

A:A bah mitzvah is a Jewish tradition that takes place with a son turns 13. The joke is funny because they're talking about an Italian Catholic.

Here's a little description I found, though I'm sure someone Jewish can answer this MUCH better than this:

The definition is that at thirteen, a Jewish male regardless of whether he has any studies or anything, becomes an independent person, responsible on his own before God, he becomes an adult, where the religion is concerned. Regardless of how much he knows, what he does or what he says. But he's regarded as a person on his own, responsible for his actions. Before God, an action, he has certain responsibilities, and religious practices to perform. Regardless of what he had. . . education, of whether he had a formal celebration. But by the law, they, the old religion is set up, a man at thirteen, a boy at thirteen, becomes independent. Bah Mitzvah means "son of the commandments." He's responsible on his own. Judgment is coming from his own, the parents are not responsible for his sins or good deeds anymore.--From Plasmatics

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Q: in 813 TOW Chandler Takes A Bath, I dont get a joke .
Chandler says: "The bath salts....they're starting to evervesse!"
What's everesse?-- From Mrs Chambers

A1k evervesse it like dissolving, but while it's dissolving, it kinda make those lil'bubles, like when u open sprite, and it kinda pike u a little--From FriendsHolic
A2: evervesse Ó¦¸ÃÊÇ effervesce °É£¿--From Óã豦±¦

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Q: in 814, Tow the secret closet
I don't get the joke where chandler says something like, oh my god I married...... and then he says some guy's name. I don't know who that guy is so I don't get it.--From Evilsam

A1:Chandler says to Monica,"I married Fred Sanford!"And then he starts humming the theme song of "Sanford and son", which was another TV show and Fred Sanford was an old man who always left things in a mess... --From Lady Geller
A2:there used to be a show called Sanford and Son. Chandler said "oh my god I married Fred Sanford" because monica's closet was all sloppy and had all junk in it. On the show Fred Sanford is the owner of a junkyard that he runs with his son.--From FriendsFAN86

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Q:in 901 TOW No One Proposes
i don't get this joke when Monica gos ito the room to see rachel and rachels says can i talk to ya and then monica says "sure i'm just going to get my ears cut off" what does that mean?????-- From Rosa

A:basically well she was coming back from the talk she had with her dad... about conceiving babies... and she was all grossed out... and didn't want to hear anything else... So when Rachel told her she needs to tell her something...it was like alright hurry and tell me before i go and cut my ears off--From FriendsHolic

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Ross: We are four short of a bush-o --From Jenny

A1:Ross says they're 4 short of a bushel. which is a unit of volume in the US metric system.--From Queen Green
A2:That was probably "bushel" which is a specific unit of measurement, but is often used to mean "a lot"--From Plasmatics

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Q:in 919 TOW Rachel's Dream
Ross: Oh dude, don't worry about it, I found an unattended maid's car--From Jenny

A:Ross said maid's cart, not car, meaning the cart where maids for hotels keep their cleaning supplies and stuff. --From Queen Green

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Q:I didnt get a joke from last night episode, when Phoebe was talking about her job...what is a 4-0-wonk??--From yogal

A1:She meant 401K.- From U2Baby
A2:A 401(k) is like a retirement plan, I believe--From chanoeygirl
A3:Yeah, it was supposed to be funny because she didn't know to call it a "four-oh-one-kay" and instead read it like it was a regular word.-- From Plasmatics
A4:A 401(k) (four-oh-one-kay) is a retirement plan. Your company takes a bit out of your paycheck, and you have the option of investing part of it in the company stock, and usually the company has a matching plan as well.
I have a 401(k)...it has about $4,000 in it.
It's similar to that season one joke when Rachel asked who FICA was, and "why does he get all of my money?" lol. -- From SFGrl

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Q:i din get 921's "who says wine has to cost more than milk"..? --From lyn

A:means he's drinking very cheap wine. If you don't get it then an explaination isn't going to make it funny. It's one of those things. I can't even explain why it was so funny, but I laughed hardest at that.-- From Plasmatics
A2:Yeah, a good indication of how cheap that wine was...the bottle was HUGE! Jugs o' wine are generally pretty crappy, LOL!
It may even be worse than...boxed wine! lol.-- From SFGrl

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Q: i don't get it in 718, when Monica said to Chandler that their relationship is deep and meaningful, Chandler agree and said
"Pull my finger". What's that?--From sogo

A: Uh, since I have four brothers, I have a lot of experience with THAT!
When a guy asks you to pull his finger, it means that he's going to..uh...fart. So basically, Chandler was contradicting what was just said, by making a crude joke.--From SFGrl

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Q:in 918 TOWT Lottery,Who is Amelia Earhart? --From Jenstarz

A:Amelia Earheart was the 1st woman to fly across the Atlantic (with men), and the 1st woman to fly across it solo.
She disappeared while attempting to circle the globe around the equator in her plane, something neither a female nor a male had done at that time (around 1939 or so). She disappeared on the last leg of her journey, somewhere in the Pacific Ocean area. It's still a mystery what happened to her.--From Jen2003

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Q: in season 9, what was that joke Rachel made about the ice... when hmm Charlie was like: "there's a third one, about Phoebe?" I really didn't get that, u know when Rachel and Charlie both saw Phoebe leavong with David--From FriendsHolic

A1: Rachel said "That's just the tip of the iceburg" or something similar, meaning that Phoebe is interested in WAY more guys than just Mike, David, and (supposedly) Joey. And if you think back, Phoebs has dated a lot of different guys. I think the line "tip of the iceburg" comes from Titanic, meaning the problem is much deeper than what you're seeing, but I could be wrong.--From MarieGranger

A2: "Its just the tip of the iceberg" is a cliche people use to say that there is much more to a problem than the person they are talking to has seen. Icebergs are massive forms of floating ice in the see. Generally, the part showing above the surface of the water (the visable part) is several times smaller than the mass of ice underneath the surface. So, when Rachel said to Charlie, that's just the tip of the iceberg, she was saying that the part of Phoebe's obsessing over guys that Charlie "saw" was only a tiny bit of Phoebe's "problem" meaning she is probably lusting after many guys. It was funny because that was not the case at all, Rachel was lying to Charlie and using a cliche to prove her point. It wasn't really that funny... (I've noticed that alot of the jokes people don't understand aren't really that funny... well except for the "forking" one ) I hope you liked my "technical" explaination --From RoXyIsFoXy55

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