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[交流] Three guys bet

Three guys were in a bar and they were all pretty smashed. The first guy said, "I bet that if I had one more beer, I could fly!" The other guys bought their friend another

drink. After the first guy finished, he walked up to a nearby cliff and jumped off. The other two guys stared in disbelief as the first guy fell, fell, and then suddenly swooped

up and landed on the cliff.

The second guy said, "I bet I can do that too!" He ran down to the bar, chugged a beer, and ran back up to the cliff. Then the second guy jumped off the cliff, fell, fell, and

crashed into the ground below.

The third guy turned to the first guy and said, "You're a real jerk when you're drunk, Superman!"
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hahaha

poor boy of the second。。。。。

superman you are a naughty boy。
围观党,伸手党。
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