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kiss20085537

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[交流] What u want is a TV set

Bertha was a very pretty girl. Quite a lot of young men wanted to marry her, but she was not satisfied with any of them.

One day, one of the young men came to visit her and asked her to become his wife. She answered, "No, John, I won't marry you. I want to marry a man who is famous, who can play

music and sing and dance very well, who can tell interesting stories, who does not smoke or drink , who stays at home in the evenings and who stops talking when I'm tired of

listening."

The young man got up, took his coat and went to the door, but before he left the house, he turned and said to Bertha, "It isn't a man you're looking for. It's a television set."
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哦吧,江南style,元芳,你怎么看?
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hyl2016

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Right

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bo123456

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funny!!!!

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qwertmnbvc

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我居然能顺利阅读完,这说明我英语能过初级?
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木木夕野

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so funny

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