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Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your mom’s the best lay in town!"
Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores him, and the drunk wanders off and bellies up to the bar at the far end. Ten minutes later, the drunk comes back, points at the same guy, and says, "I just screwed your mom, and it was swe-e-et!"
Again the guy refuses to take the bait, and the drunk wanders off. Ten minutes later, he comes back and announces, "Your mom even let me..."
Finally the guy interrupts. "Go home, Dad–you’re drunk!"
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哦吧,江南style,元芳,你怎么看?
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kongkeke: only english here, please 2014-02-12 13:10:45
老爹不乖啊,哈哈
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kongkeke: only english here, please 2014-02-12 13:10:58
第一次骂的时候就猜到了。。。

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